Friday, June 16, 2006

Wantin' It

I'm hornier than a three-balled tomcat . . .

That may not be true, but I find that phrase so entertaining, I thought I had to share.
Another fave, as spoken by Doctors Pierce and Forrest when mistaken for priests on the transport ship back home:
Q: What have you been doing in Korea?
A: Hootin', hollerin', drinkin' rum, and chasin' that local poon!
-- Richard Hooker, MASH


Anonymous Chris Bellotto said...

Didn't Tip O'Neill say "all poon is local"?

Saturday, June 17, 2006 10:43:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Tuesday, June 20, 2006 10:12:00 pm  

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