Monday, July 24, 2006

Unanticipated Benefits

One of the unanticipated benefits of the cessation of drinking alcohol has been a return to "normal" sleep habits. Indeed, for the first time in my life [that I can recall], I really love sleep, and I don't feel like I'm "missing out on the world." I kinda feel like I'm pulling one over on the world, if you know what I mean ["ohmigod, I actually get to sleep!"].

An ancillary benefit has been that I forgot just how many infomercials Girls Gone Wild plasters on the air from about 3:30 to 5:00 am. Don't get me wrong, I'm a wuss, but I'm not gay or nothing -- I like naked broads a whole bunch. But the loser "hotties" doing their juvenile posing for Girls Gone Wild always bugged the shit out of me. I'm glad I forgot that they're out there . . .


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