Friday, September 29, 2006

I drove all the way into DC to go to tonight's game, but ran into a traffic hell that made me bail out.

i em gey


Anonymous The Churchill Wit said...

Churchill was given to reading to reading in the bathtub and, while staying at the White House, he became so engrossed in an account of the Battle of Fonteney that he forgot President Roosevelt was due to drop by to discuss the upcoming conference in Yalta. At the appointed hour, the president was wheeled into Churchill's quarters only to be informed that the prime minister had not finished bathing. Roosevelt was about to apologize for the intrusion and depart when Churchill, puffing his customary cigar, strode into the room stark naked and greeted the nonplussed world leader with a terse, "What are you staring at, homo?"

Saturday, September 30, 2006 2:59:00 pm  

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