Wednesday, September 27, 2006

No Politics

Not much to write these days. I have no new thoughts on the administration, my views on torture should not be a surprise [opposed], my view on secret trials should not be a surprise [opposed], my views on election-posturing and bullshit ads should not be a surprise [opposed].

I guess I'm in a cheezy-like state of having zippy to say . . .


Anonymous The Churchill Wit said...

Churchill was known to drain a glass or two and, after one particularly convivial evening, he chanced to encounter Miss Bessie Braddock, a Socialist member of the House of Commons, who, upon seeing his condition, said, "Winston, you're drunk."

Mustering all his dignity, Churchill drew himself up to his full height, cocked an eyebrow and rejoined, "Shove it up your ass, you ugly cunt."

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 10:04:00 pm  
Blogger sandra the cheezygoof said...

Renton: [narrating] In the normal run of things, I would have nothing to do with the cunt. But this was not the normal run of things.
Mikey Forrester: Opium suppositories. Ideal for your purposes. Slow release. Bring you down gradual. Custom fucking designed for your needs.
Renton: I want a fucking hit!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 11:07:00 pm  

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