Thursday, December 28, 2006

Good to know I'm covered:

Hi, Dear

WHAT IS IT?
The Vagina Fleshlight recreates the velvet texture of a young woman's vagina, and,
with proper lubrication, feels like the real thing.
Comes in five shades (Pink, Mocha, Chocolate, Lavender, and Ice).
Lubrication sample included.

WHO IS IT FOR?
Dude, this one's for your private use.

HOW DO YOU USE IT?
First, place the gel insert (the "vagina") in hot water, until it becomes warm.
Next, place the Vagina Fleshlight back into the canister, and lubricate your penis, as well as the entry and canal of the product.
Finally, penetrate the toy as you would penetrate a woman.

For cleanup, simply take the gel insert out of its plastic case and run hot water through to remove your semen.
Disinfect it with alcohol. Towel or air-dry it and place it back into the canister.
Re-powder it with cornstarch in order to restore its silky feel.

HOW SEXY IS IT?
6/10
It looks like a flashlight, but feels like a vagina. No one ever has to know what it is.
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1 Comments:

Anonymous Juvenile Buffoon said...

First, place the gel insert (the "vagina") in hot water, until it becomes warm. Next, place the Vagina Fleshlight back into the canister, and lubricate your penis, as well as the entry and canal of the product.
Finally, penetrate the toy as you would penetrate a woman.


Glad to know I'm not the only guy who places my wife in hot water and then back into a canister before penetrating her!

Friday, December 29, 2006 9:39:00 pm  

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