Thursday, December 21, 2006

A-HA!!!! I knew it!!


I just knew that I wasn't a big, fat pig because of all the Jose Cuervo, pizza, and lard-laden shit that I poured down the ol' throat into the gullet for way too many years!!

Nor was it from lasying around on my fat ass waiting for some soft-core porn to show up on Cinemax!


It was those fucking microbes all along!

[purple is a link, you know . . .]



"This is very exciting," said Barbara Corkey, an obesity researcher at Boston University. "We don't know why the obesity epidemic is happening. People say it's because of gluttony and sloth. I think there must be something else. It's exciting to see some work being done on alternative explanations."




"Gluttony"? "Sloth"? They've always worked for me!

1 Comments:

Anonymous ¬°Chutney! said...

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30630

Boo! "Comment moderation"? Boo!

Why?

I don't do ANYTHING in moderation...

Thursday, December 21, 2006 1:19:00 pm  

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