Thursday, December 14, 2006


Finally, a reason for the routine genital mutilation of little boys which we foster in this country. . .


Anonymous Some Pretty Mohel-y Company said...

Before the AIDS link was discovered, uncircumcised males experienced a higher rate of infection, inflammation, urinary tract infection, and cancer of the one-eyed trouser snake.

Sex studies have found more varied sexual practice and less sexual dysfunction in men who have had their johnson trimmed.

Me, I'm happy that my wife's best friend is a smooth, purple-headed yogurt slinger, a womb-broom with a shiny German helmet, and not some Rumple Foreskin.

Thursday, December 14, 2006 9:37:00 am  
Anonymous hooter, who fills the cooter said...

Of course you feel that way -- you had your genitals mutilated!

Who the hell wouldn't fiercely rationalize after someone froze their dick like a fudgesicle, then took a rock the tip and said "YIS-RA-EL!" ?

Thursday, December 14, 2006 11:00:00 am  

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