Tuesday, January 02, 2007

The Alumni


These two people, and my sister, are the only three people that I am certain have received degrees from the London School of Economics.

There's only one of those three that I'd care to spend half-an-hour with.


And not because she'll accept a stogie up the ol' wazoo . . . .



Oh, by the way, only the two women received Master's degrees from that august institution.


Well, we're only sure about one of them being a woman.



Oh -- and she lacks my intellect!! Hionk honk!! Zoom zoom!!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Mister Parker said...

I'm sure I'm in the extreme minority here, but of all the players in the Clinton Impeachment fiasco -- Republicans, Democrats, the Special Prosecutor, the media -- the only person I ever felt sorry for was Monica Lewinsky. To me, she was just a kid who made a mistake of the heart and was put through a very public meat grinder for it. She's still paying for it.

Somehow I am reminded of a line from the movie Patton: "This last incident is so trivial in its nature and so terrible in its effect, it can't be the result of an accident -- it has to be the work of God!"

Say, finally we know who to blame ...

Wednesday, January 03, 2007 7:07:00 pm  
Anonymous lupner said...

That Mister Parker never ceases to not disappoint me . . .

Wednesday, January 03, 2007 8:30:00 pm  
Anonymous Juvenile Buffoon said...

she was just a kid who made a mistake of the heart and was put through a very public meat grinder for it

Not before Starr's thugs apprehended her, locked her in a hotel room for 24 hours while berating her and promising her she would emerge from prison a pudgy old lady if she didn't testify against President Cigar. Clinton! Oh, what a giveaway.

Thursday, January 04, 2007 1:19:00 am  

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