Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Legal Work

I am leaving my job at the [unnamed monolithic agency] to move to Boston in order to go work at the firm depicted in the ABC television show Boston Legal.

They go to felony trials the same week that the client commits the act, or is charged; they have gigantic corporate litigation based on the testimony of one witness; and the lawyers don’t elicit testimony or introduce evidence, but instead make dramatic, incendiary speeches during openings, direct questioning, cross-examination, and . . . just about every time they open their mouths.

PLUS everybody humps like crazy bunny rabbits, and they all seem fabulously wealthy.

It seems a decent gig. . .


Anonymous mz ptv said...

I am quitting life and moving to Teletubby Land, where the sun rises as a laughing baby, I can live in a hobbit-hole and not speak one word of intelligible English. My only concern will be keeping the Boo-Bahs out of my precious little technicolor world. But, that's pretty much my only concern now, too...

Wednesday, February 21, 2007 5:43:00 pm  

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